"Fazer - Salmiakki Pastilleya" - Very smart 50's style mixed with early 80's van's BMX shoe black and white halequin package design. Chic sophisticated, the kind of packet you could leave lying around to let people know that you're a person of taste and smooth character, the kind of person THEY'D like to know, if only they could get past the entourage of admirers, papperatzi, journalists, photographers etc etc. This is a design that means business, and you're the executive. After a tricky opening, i'm greeted with the smell of the sea and a view of what looks like the leftover swarf from a plastic injection moulding machine. Diamond shaped licorice (hence the packaging design), soft and slimey when in the mouth, a peppered taste, deep dark and heavy, the strength of sampson prior to haircut, and ioronically strong enough tasting to suggest that i'm either going to loose my hair, or the roof of mouth, i can't tell which, but they do provide a slap in the sinus's and a sweated dampening under the eyes. Vicious, truely vicious, headache inducing horrors. Like metephorical flavouresques stone cladding on your epiglotis, god these are hideous - 10 points!
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